UnOrth0D0Xy Iz Me

Okay so basically I just finished my last show of Vagina Monologues on Tuesday, Feb. 24th, 2009 @ 7pm in UNLH at UCR. I must say that the show is very interesting. Although I am a young lady, I learned so much about my Vagina and other women's Vagina's. Top mental notes in which I took during the play are:
1. Some Vaginas are VERY ANGRY(SO FELLAS AND LADIES PLZ TAKE NOTE)
2. Vaginas need hair, "You can not love the Vagina unless you Love hair...
hair is there for a reason...it's like the leaf around the flower or the
lawn around the house..."-Hair
3. The clitoris was created for pure pleasure
4. Some popular names for Vagina are: Vajayjay, Coochi, Coochi Snorcher,
nappy dug-out, punani, peach, ti ti, (THE MOST FAMOUS *PUSSY*), and mi mi
just to name a few
5. Vaginas hate douches, feminine sprays, tampons(OB to be exact), THONGS AND
PAP SMEARS OR OB/GYN APPOINTMENTS!!!!!!
6. Some womyn and Vaginas LOVE TO MOAN "YEEEESSS, YES, YES, OH NO NOOOO NO,
I SHOULD BE STUDYING RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW!"
7. Become Vagina Friendly!
8. Pussys UNITE!
9. Let's all work to relieve the women in the Democratic Republic of the
Congo...They truly need our help...stop Genital Mutilation
10. And always REMEMBER: UNTIL THE VIOLENCE STOPS!